And I'm afraid our timing was way off with this insemination. Any of you that have done insem or watched for ovulation know there are signs, eggy signs and none of those eggy signs were really present during this insem so in my own head I'm calling this one our dry run. I did forget how unsexy the whole thing is.
It goes something like this.... Me- damn where's the flashlight, Ash - ahhhhh I dunno (don't judge me, you try finding the cervix with a needle less syringe) Me- damn it, some got on my sheets, this syringe a piece if crap Ash - Ummmm you ready Me - insert heave sound here because by now the "smell" has accosted my nostrils (you know that man smell) and I have a very weak stomach which makes Ash laugh uncontrollable which makes it hard for me to "do my bidness" so ok hurry and calm down stop laughing at me, stop puking in your mouth, then stop laughing so i can put this stuff in it's place.... blah blah blah badda bing badda boom and hopefully a little baby making is happening.
So in my head I seriously am already in such a it's not gonna work this time mode and that is never me. I've always been the one saying this is it baby, this is the winning ticket, this baby is on it's way for the ride in the wonkatania! Ash is always negative Nellie (I love you baby, you know this about yourself don't think I'm being mean k) it's her way of protecting her heart. It's the sweetest thing ever. If shes convinced it's not happening this time she can't get hurt. Well this time she's like, honey I'm a little crampy, but not like period crampy (the other day) and today she's like HONEY, i peed today and there was some spotting so i like oh baby I'm so sorry you must be starting and she goes, NO I think it's implantation bleeding. I was like who are you and where is my f'n wife. Ok, only in my head because I would never want to hurt her feelings. She's the best wife ever.
So who knows could go either way.
This was that same evening, New Years Eve. My Daughters boy friend brought moustaches to the party which we all had a ball with.
Oh and for her birthday on top of possible knocking her up, I got her a tattoo she really really wanted. It says Love is Enough in my handwriting if my handwriting was beautiful but lets go with it's mine ok, don't judge me. And so you don't have a use your imagination about where this is on her body it's actually the inside of her forearm.